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STORY:
Once upon a time, there lived two goats on two sides of a small river. The small river had a very narrow bridge, which only one animal could use to cross at a time.

This grass doesn’t taste so good. I think I have been conned. I think grass on that side of the river tastes better.
This grass tastes like rubbish. They do not make grass, like they used to. I think the grass on that side of the river is better.
HEY YOU, BILLY GOAT, GET OUT OF MY WAY.
You get out of my way, you silly goat.
“I am crossing the bridge first. You go back.”
I am not going anywhere. I am gon na cross the bridge right now.
“This bridge is not big enough for the both of us. Get off of the bridge or else.”
You get off of the bridge. Or else.
“Why you? I am going to poke your eyes out.”
I am gon na smash your head into millions of tiny pieces.
“Hey, you two, get off the bridge now and let us cross.”
“We also need to use the bridge. Get off the bridge right now.”
“I am warning you; I know Kung Fu. Don’t make me come up there.”
“Now let me show civilized behavior. Please, Mr. Lion, allow me to make way for you.”
“Mr. Bear, please, you cross the bridge first.”
“No no, I must insist, you should cross the bridge first.”
“Oh no, I simply cannot be impolite. I am a gentle animal of noble blood. Epitome of culture and civility. You cross the bridge first.”
“Do you mean to say that I cannot be polite? Only you have the monopoly on noble behavior? I will show you; I will not cross the bridge until you do. My mom didn’t raise a savage, I tell you.”
“WHAT? DO YOU MEAN TO SAY I AM A SAVAGE? HOW DARE YOU?”
“YOU CROSS THE BRIDGE NOW, OR ELSE.”
“YOU CROSS THE BRIDGE FIRST, OR ELSE.”

It looks like this is going to take a while.

Legend has it that to this day no one was able to cross that bridge. The lesson here is that too much of anything can turn bad. Sometimes it is better to yield than to come to misfortune through stubbornness.